How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the local mental hospital the other day. As I approached the hospital I could hear loud cries of “13! 13! 13!”.

The fence was too high to see over, but I noticed a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some crazy bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!

Suddenly the shouting changed: “14! 14! 14!”.

(via Derick)